Encode = Decode

I swear ang hina ko talaga sa Whodunit and The Who moments. There’s this one officemate of mine whose blog is feeding my inner pagka-tsismosa. He blogs about the great moments of PS history. Pero not on the work side, but on the juicier things. (Kaya di ko masabihan tungkol sa confidentiality thingy that they are lately imposing sa office eh.)

He talks about who’s sleeping with whom, who’s screwing who and who’s being screwed. The only thing is, it’s all in code. Sometimes feeling ko he aims to frustrate. (Love you Buquee!) At akala ko marami akong alam. Hahaha! He has surprised me time and again. And the funniest thing about it is, he doesn’t confirm. He just puts it out there, people talk, and then when I ask him if it’s true, he gives me his trademark naughty smile that seems to say “mamatay ka sa kaiisip.” Hay.

So last week, sa sobrang inis ko, (or likas lang akong tsismosa) I had about 10 folks decode the stuff for me. (I was in training, had nothing to teach anymore for the day. They are all vets. I figured, they would know.) Now I know why it confuses me. Di lang pala account ko yun. I mean, LOB. Meron palang nakahalong iba. I just realized na ang liit ng mundo namin. Ang clannish ko. Meron pa palang iba. Hahaha! Feeling ko, our LOB rules and wala nang iba. Anyhoo, I got some confirmations here and there. But for the most part it’s still like decoding a gawd-darn puzzle. Hay naku, one of these days, I’m gonna kidnap Pumpkin and tell Buquee the ransom is a list of all the codes, DECODED for my viewing pleasure. That’s it!

One thing I realized though, with all the drama of the “socialites-wannabe-posers”, I still love reading Buquee’s blog more. The posers’ problems seem so un-realistic for me. Coke, Gucci and Dollars. I’m lost. At least in Buqeez world, its TMs screwing Sups, Sups screwing agents and agents screwing….hmmm…TMs?

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